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[quietroom]

Lan Zhan, courtesy name Wangji

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[atypical]

that's what the vacuum is for! you're going to starve it if you don't let me throw some food now and then. besides, popcorn isn't sticky or melty!

[quietroom]

It would not starve? It is not a living creature.

If you throw popcorn, you can vacuum the living room yourself.

[atypical]

I solemnly pledge to vacuum up all of my projectiles and give you head during the credits of every movie we watch that night

[quietroom]

Do you have other movies you wish to watch that night?

[atypical]

ooh, Lan Zhan, are you hoping for more than one round of credits? if I picked the first movie, you should pick the second one!

[quietroom]

I am familiar with very few movies. Uncle insisted on learning classics, and I do not care for many of those.

One round would be enough, however much I enjoy your mouth.

[atypical]

just another reason to watch as many as we can! I'll pick some of my favorites, then, and we'll make a weekend of it. with plenty of exercise along the way, promise!!

there's no need to be coy. it would be fun to see how many times you can come in one day

[quietroom]

And by exercise, you mean the bedroom sort?

If you attempt to make me orgasm using your mouth until I am incapable of achieving an erection, I could not fuck you. That might be an issue.

[atypical]

you said it, not me!! that is the best kind, though, isn't it? we're not equipped to play baseball or soccer in the apartment, after all

Lan Zhan, I would take pleasure in worshiping you. even if I'd miss having you inside of me that night, it's not always about me

[quietroom]

It is the most enjoyable form of exercise.

Ah. If you would find enjoyment in it, then I will silence my objections. As long as I get to see your pleasure.

[atypical]

I'm so glad we can agree on favorite pastimes, Lan Zhan, it makes the time we spend even more comfortable than it was as friends

would you... ah, never mind!

[quietroom]

Would I what, Wei Ying? Perform the same acts on you? Other, additional acts that I can still perform, even if I am unable to be inside you?

[atypical]

yes... either. both! Lan Zhan, what would you do?

[quietroom]

If I couldn't fuck you, everything else. Suck you off, put my fingers inside you, lick your hole. Stroke you until you came, again and again. It would be only fair.

Perhaps we should consider one of those kits. Make your own dildo.

[atypical]

you're so naughty!! I like all of these filthy things coming from you. which would you like doing the most? would it be fun to watch me fuck myself on a copy of your cock? it wouldn't be the same, you know. you're always so hot, and feeling you come inside of me is one of the best things about sex

how about the first night, I make you come until you pass out, and then you can return the favor in the morning?

[quietroom]

It would not be the same, but I would not be opposed to watching you do such a thing. I enjoy watching you receive pleasure.

Mark your words.

[atypical]

no, it wouldn't be the same at all. but maybe it would be enough to keep me company when you're away on business and all I have is your sweatshirt and voice over the phone

they're marked! underlined, circled, highlighted, bookmarked!

[quietroom]

There are toys that could make business trips somewhat more enjoyable. Long-distance devices.

1/2

[atypical]

devices that do what?

2/2

[atypical]

Lan Zhan, have you been researching sex toys without me?!

[quietroom]

I did not research. I merely was unable to avoid overhearing a conversation while I was in a coffee shop. The ladies were not discreet.

[atypical]

shameless! tell me everything so I may eavesdrop by proxy. what could be different about toys to classify them as long-distance?

[quietroom]

From the description, they are operated by your partner from long-distances.

[atypical]

so you'd be able to control it while I fuck myself? like a vibrator?

[quietroom]

Correct. From what I overheard, there are both insertable and wearable toys designed for men. Something I could control while away, determine the vibration and patterns.